That's All, Folks

I know I posted the best-of a day early but I'll be way too busy cleaning and packing tomorrow. There weren't even 100 SO's this week and the BH is back up and running, so I think we've rode this train as far as it's gonna go... Thanks for everything, check back next summer because we will definitely be back! 

Week 14 Best-Of

SO to summer shout-outs. you will be missed...

SO to favre becoming a coastie... and bigger SO to the media clusterfuck being over

ASO to the ladies I work with telling me that I'm going to get cancer because I keep my phone in my bra. As if I wasn't neurotic enough...

so to the yoga instructor from the serf, who also works at the fruit stand on library mall. you're pretty doable

ASO to missing out on a booty call because i didn't wanna break a prior commitment. DAMN my mother for teaching me good manners

ASO to my own mother sexiling me tonight... my life is an embarrassment

SO to everyone on Madison's Missed Connections Craigslist page. Even though you're all creepy, I wish you the best of luck in all of your semi-stalkerish endeavors

SO to finally being done with college.
ASO to realizing i can no longer justify my lifestyle as simple college student shenanigans..now its just alcoholism

Huge SO to my priest for coming over while I was standing awkwardly at a wedding reception and saying "What, can't socialize without a beer pong table in the room?"

SO to my mom. When I was singing in the car and couldn't remember some of the words she referred to me as a "tard". I'm so glad we're related!

SO to losing track of what day it is

SO to my dad for telling me if I have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours to go rub one out.

Week 14

well since the BH decided to randomly start posting shoutouts again, this could be the last week. I guess it depends on how many shoutouts we can pack into this week, and the quality. Everyone knows this was just to tide us over until the real ones got back.

some input would be appreciated :)

Best of Lucky Week 13

SO to looking up euphemisms for boobs. I never knew there were so many ways to express my appreciation for flesh melons...or lactoids...or blouse bunnies...or Prisoners of the Playtex Penitentiary.

SO to finally finishing all four seasons of House. Hugh Laurie = DILF...Diagnostician I'd Like to Fuck.

ASO to the love triangle's bigger brother, the love tetrahedron.

SO to taking the laptop to the bathroom while i poop so i can continue talking to my crush. im sure he wouldnt mind.

SO to ikea. Your swedish-ness is just so silly.

aso to my little sister learning to drive and playing the entire "whisper song" aka wait til you see my dick... while my mother was in the front seat. kids these days.

so to my mom who just drunk dialed me and told me that my dad was taking advantage of her

SO to my mom and dad for planning a trip to paris the week after my little brother leaves for school and they become empty nesters. At least pretend you're sad we're gone?

ASO to not learning to leave boys at the bar.

aso to the batteries in my vibrator for dying when i needed them the most.

SO to the mallards for signing Gary Coleman. ASO to seeing him get ejected. WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT BLUE?

SO to not being a freshman and knowing what the Allison shoutouts are all about.

shout out to me for getting head from another intern in my MP's office during my internship in the houses of parliament this summer. rather ironic was that i was taking classes at the london school of economics where monica lewinski got her degree.

Week 13

Only a few weeks left shoutmonkeys... make us laugh

Week 12 Best-of

ASO to my physical and breast exam being the most action I've gotten all summer.

ASO to not being able to SIT UP from my bedroom floor for 21 hrs straight after a long night in mad-town

Potential SO to my coworker saying she'd do me, but it'd be vaguely whoreish...does that mean I should go for it?

SO to the 3-year old I babysit for pointing at the pimple on my face and saying, "You have a boo-boo! We have neosporin and a band-aid if you want?"...I'd make it an ASO, but she's just too damn cute saying it.

SO to finding this on the "about me" section of my Harvard friend's facebook profile:
"Shout Out to introducing my friend at Harvard to Shout-outs. Can we just tack that onto the list of reasons why Madison > Ivy Leagues?" Even bigger SO to the fact that he recognizes the truth.

SO to the stoplight at Doty/Broom for flashing the shocker instead of the stop hand.

ASO to learning that by naming my dog Xena, in Arabic it means adultery...and I just thought I was paying homage to the warrior princess!

SO to managing to swing my rent this month thru a combination of donating plasma and whoring myself out to the psych department.

SO to being a nude photography model-- If these photos show up on the internet someday and my students find them I'm going to be PROUD.

SO to the SOC. i love you and your need for 69 shoutouts.

ASO to my summer being one epic fail after another. I suck.

SO to my Dad - when my brother said, "I can't believe you sold that car, I loved that car, I had sex in that car!" he replied with "with anyone else?" Oh masturbation...

ASO to acid trips at the KK. I swear there were people actually having sex on the dance floor. Damns girls get some self respect!

just a question... where are we with the shoutout shirts?

ASO to getting so drunk that I fell into a load of thorns and couldn't get out for half an hour. SO to the only person who saw being so drunk themselves that they forgot almost instantly. ASO to being so drunk that I then called up the guy I like and informed him of my drunken falling into thorns. I guess once the scratches heal I'll have to find someone else to go see Batman with

Week 12

make bucky proud

Week 11 Rockstars

SO to my 10 year old brother who saw my dry legs and said i have reptile function....wow there are too many erectile dysfunction commercials on tv

SO to the kid i babysit for, who told me that the reason i didn't have to parallel park during my driving test is that i'm so old that they only had horses in my day.

ASO to the 4 year old boy in my camp class who came up to me and said, "you have a baby in your belly!". Yes I might have gained a little weight while in college but you could have at least asked instead of telling me. god i need a drink.

SO to my brother for explaining the Favre situation as 'So imagine you've had a dog since you were born, and then the dog dies. You cry, and it's hard, but you grieve and get over it. Then, a few months later your dog comes back to life. This zombie dog doesn't want to live with you and your new puppy, instead he goes to live with your neighbors who you HATE. It's so awful.'

"SO to me for being the first poster! ASO to me for being excited about it..."
making fun of you would be like making fun of a midget with down syndrome... it would just feel wrong afterwards

ASO to an inter-state facebook booty call. Ouch.

SO to my friend for falling asleep on my shoulder - it was cuter than cute. ASO to her drooling on my brand new shirt.

SO to my alcoholic aunt. At our family reunion, my niece asked, "What happens to the baby after it comes down, cradle and all?" My aunt traumatized her by responding, "The cradle hits the baby in the head, giving it severe brain trauma, and it dies. Yep, that's life for you," and went back to drinking straight whisky. She keeps it real-er.

"SO to going to Essen Haus, drinking 4 "Das Boot"(s) with my friends, getting into a peanut fight with a bachelor party, and waking up this morning butt-ass naked aside from the one sock on my foot."
which foot?

SO to kegs and cupcakes.

Week 11

gooooo for it

Week 10 Superstars

SO to the lifeguards at the waterpark where I work. Watching you chase after scattered "fecal matter" in the pool with nets has been one of the more hilarious moments of my summer. I do not envy you...

ASO to our Scrabble game last night. My friend and I had the epic opportunity to play "vagina" twice on one board, only to have it f*ed up by my brother

ASO to not being able to take shots. SO to practicing with ice cold water in dixie cups...Let's face it, we go to Wisconsin, its equally, if not more important than studying

SO to having sex instead of running tonight because I get a better cardio workout

ASO to me, I am the most pitiful franchise in baseball, and am only followed by fat, useless cocksuckers from the north side of the windy city. I wish someone would put me out of my misery.
-Oooh! Oooh! I know this one, Alex! Who are... the Chicago Cubs!

anti shout-out to walk of shaming home at 6:45am to the equinox and running into the cleaning lady, with whom i'm on a first-name basis. she tried to cover up her surprised "oh" by telling me about today's forecast (because she's so super nice) but i couldn't even look her in the eye because of how guilty i felt for her to now know what a bad girl i am

SO to thinking in shoutouts when i see cool shit happening

SO to the guy sitting behind me on the bus talking to himself about killing people in 1988 and the police finding dead bodies in the trunk of his car after he'd shot them twice. i need a car

SO to checking my e-mail at a sketchy European internet cafe to find out whether I got football tickets. Double SO to frightening some backpacking Slovenians with my victory dance, and being completely unable to explain the glory that is Wisconsin football to them

ASO to Farve changing his mind more than a 4 year old at Baskin Robins

shout-out to being a girl and living in a frat next year. walks of shame will be so much shorter!

SO to coming back to madison for the weekend, hooking up with 2 ex's and smoking some of the dankest buds ive ever seen. God i love this town.

If CC, Fielder, McClung, and Gagne were in a lifeboat, how long would it take for that thing to sink? I'd give it 3.14 minutes.
-3.14 minutes.. because they eat so much pi?

SO to my roommate who left behind two fridges, a perfect table for mixing drinks, and a mostly empty room for my one and only kegger this summer! ASO to him randomly coming back with his family the morning after to finish emptying his room, only to discover two fridges full of booze, his table glossed over in liquor, and a futon mattress complete with condom wrappers next to it

Friends don't let friend shout out drunk

SO to the anti-drug commercial where the kid builds a cocoon of pot and emerges a bald loser. If I had enough pot to build a cocoon...

"Um, he's a sprinter on the track team and a business major. SO to that."
-You know what they say about sprinters, they always finish in under fifteen seconds...

shout-out tee shirts!

here's the shout out tee shirt so far. the slogan on the back was a great shout out from this week (author of said shout out, be proud). however, that's subject to change if someone can think of something amazing! post ideas for the shout out on the back that relates to either wisconsin, bucky, badgers, madison or the shout outs and general and we'll pick the best one! happy shouting

http://www.customink.com/designs/shoutouts/8693660-438896?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design

Week 10

last week's shout outs were weak guys... heavy on the complaining, light on the funny. lets step it up!

peace, love and shoutouts

Best of Week 9

SO to you, SOC, for the AMAZING Week 9 starter. I fucking love King's! Let's get together & play... but I call little man.

ASO to dog farts. Seriously not cool.

SO to playing kings and making the best rule ever. It is actually super hilarious to make someone play standing up if everyone is playing on the floor.

SO to week 9 bust a rhyme! I'll go first...orange. Suckers.

SO to my brother for warning me not to go upstairs for a couple hours. ASO to the ugly pictures he put in my mind of my parents in bed and the fact that I can hear the waterbed swishing. One of those things that makes you go 'uuuuuuuuuuugh'.
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM!
SCORE!

ASO to whoever the "controller" is here for not posting my SO. who are you too judge, bitch. $10 bucks you don't even post this.
i can't wait till summer's over and you get off your little power trip. i'm protesting by not posting another single SO the rest of the summer.
oops, looks like somebody owes the shoutout controller $10. well played, making a bet with the person who directly effects the outcome of said bet.

ASO to people who signed up in the lottery just so they could sell their tickets for a higher price. I hope Bucky eats your soul for pricing out my friends.

SO to hitting the refresh button repreatedly solely in order to see the hit counter increase by one each time. please tell me this hasn't been here the whole time, otherwise my summer has been a waste until now.

ASO to the huge disappointment of eating Ian's while sober. You were so delicious when I was trashed and sitting on the curb. Daylight, a table, and no alcohol apparently takes away your magic.

ASO to pEoPlE wHo TyPe lIkE tHiS. iSn'T tHiS aNnOyInG!? eVeRyOnE bUt yOu sEeMs to tHiNk sO. tHeRe sHoUlD bE a lAw, mAnDaTiNg tHaT yOuR fInGeRs aRe bRoKeN uNtIl yOu cAn uSe a kEyBoArD pRoPeRlY. n0oB.

ASO to bad haircuts and to people who say "don't worry, you're hair will grow back". It may grow back, but in the meantime, I look like a 4 year old took a pair of safety scissors to my head. Maybe I'll just shave it all off and get a wig.

Week 9

bust a rhyme

oh wait, we're not playing kings...

Best of Week 8

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week 8

keep it up

best of week 7

SO to going on my first run of the summer. ASO to being chased by my neighbors pet pig on that run this morning. Is that supposed to be some sort of sign?

ASO to a knee wound and massive amounts of blood whilst acting out "immigrants crossing the border". Beware of the dangers of charades

SO to the man on craigslist who claims "I love to date large white woman with a pear shaped butt." what is a pearshaped butt?. DOUBLE SO to him saying "i show affection in pubic." hahah oh lord

ASO to the apocalypse; Gas is $4 a gallon, half of the Midwest is underwater or tornado ravished, Colorado and California are on fire, and I can't have a goddamn tomato

SO to going to Dairy Queen and licking penis sculptures out of our soft serve cones. Double SO to a bus load of summer school kids pulling up while we're doing not so decent things with our ice cream penises

SO to sailing & pirates Saturday. Major SO to dressing up like a pirate, attacking other boats, and claiming booty while drinking & having a blast

ASO to accidentally swallowing one of my contact lenses. that was weird

SO to making drinking festive, with things such as case races and mexican nights, just to make our raging alcoholism seem celebratory

SO to Cookie Monster for admitting that he was the "Robert Downey Jr. of cookies" in the 70s and 80s

SO to long nights and awkward mornings! At this rate, I won't be able to ban my kids from doing anything, because I've already done it all. ASO or SO to living by the motto, "an awkward morning beats a boring night?"

ASO to having a super weird feeling hangover. I don't have to throw up and I don't have a headache, but I have NO balance, I have crazy chest pain, swollen eyes from something, blood coming out of my nose at random moments, and snot and vomit on my sheets.
Yeah, I'm a winner."
... I didn't know that Amy Winehouse posted shoutouts

SO to the little boy meticulously looking through his box of animal crackers for the seal because he read on the box, "Do not eat if seal is broken

SO to all the senior citizens living in Towers right now. You're way nicer neighbors than the coasties were, and I'll take your tour buses over their endless cabs any day

ASO to the American Apparel ads using sexually-ambiguous models. You confuse me. And when did Taylor Hanson start modeling clothes

SO to the delivery guy at Jimmy John's for accidently delivering his personal stash of crack with some subs to Meriter hospital

SO to my crackberry, without you I might actually have tried crack

SO to my mother who said she knew some sign language then proceeded to flick the middle finger saying, you know what that means, don't ya? (This is all during a church sermon of course)

Fat chicks hitting on dudes is like cornbread... "Ain't nothin' wrong with that

SO to the guy who posted an ad on Criag's List for free semen

Week 7

Go for it

Best of Week 6

SO to sitting outside a Starbucks with your best friend from back home and deciding that "we just really don't like the penis." Bigger SO to the old man sitting next to us who obviously was not listening to anything through his headphones as the expression on his face when this was said changed from bemused to entirely horrified

ASO to the female poster that keeps arguing with my fiancee. I am sorry that I got drunk and flirted with you, but I have to say that there is no other person in the world for me, besides my fiancee. She is my heart and soul. So to lay this to rest. I only want my fiancee and no body else. Period. I love her with all of my heart. Not even that girl that I work with that won't stop hitting on me has a chance. So if she is reading this too, stop, I want no other woman in my life other than the ONE that I have. She is the only girl that will ever make me happy.
*WHIPCRACK*

SO to graduating a year early, and thus spending the last year in elementary school with AmeriCorps instead. That's right - while the rest of you procrastinated, wrote 40-page papers, and went to class, I was busy reading Clifford and counting to 10. Three-year-plan? Best. Choice. Ever

ASO to the 1st graders I volunteer with for sharing their oral thrush outbreak and having every doctor at Dean Urgent Care tell me I'm the only 22-year old they've ever seen with thrush. Great

"HUGE ASO to Qwest DSL being down in the entire state of Iowa and all but one of the libraries in my area being in mandatory evacuation zones... the library that isn't a hotspot. My computer is totally useless now. Even bigger ASO to not getting internet back til sometime next week at the very earliest."
ASO to you!!! you're like the chick from Heroes who can access the internet with her mind!!! crazy! not having internet but being able to post to an ONLINE BLOG

ASO to the mosquito bite ON MY ASS! trying to nonchalantly scratch that all day at work sucked

ASO to the apocalypse; Gas is $4 a gallon, half of the Midwest is underwater or tornado ravished, Colorado and California are on fire, and I can't have a goddamn tomato

ASO to the old lady who told me she thought we were really experiencing the beginning of the apocalypse because a black man may be elected president. Double ASO to being outside the wonderful liberal bubble that is Madison

ASO to the guy in the apartment behind mine who was standing on his balcony railing during the thunderstorm frantically pumping his fists in the air and screaming "OH YEAH!" then waving to me and my roommate and screaming some more. I don't know what you were on, but it was creepy, dude.

ASO to not being able to read SO's about segway guy because the semester is over--they were too great and a good laugh. anyone have any/know what he's up to these days?
fall semester i'm just going to chill at social sciences with a boombox and follow him around blasting "final countdown" on max volume

SO to blaming my dog for breaking my sister's chia pet. Unfortunately i have no idea what Really happened, due to being black out drunk. I feel this is an acceptable way to manipulate the situation

SO (or aso?) to American Apparel coming to Madison. I expect hipster frenzy (and eventual disowning after it becomes too prevalent, although it's a little late for that), confusion from sconnies, and anger from whoever posted the aso about guys in v necks. If everyone wasn't wearing it already, they will be next year

SO to wanting to send my boyfriend a Happy Father's Day card. ASO to realizing that he probably would not find it funny

huge SO to my summer Stats 301 professor for telling us today that he recently got a marriage proposal via email from a Phillipino royal (a guy) that he met in Washington, D.C. in March because California had legalized Gay Marriage. So to him for then asking us how should he respond

shout out to playing beer pong with someones grandma and having her tell us she wished they had "this game" at the senior center

Week 6

go nuts

Best of Week 5

my computer is being a spaz and won't let me post the best-of on the main page so just check the comments section, i put it under there this week! sorry for any inconvenience (the inconvenience being you have to click an extra button). 

Week 5 Shoutouts

You know the drill

Best O' Week 4

Biggest ASO ever to having your mom walk into the bathroom as she took off her bathrobe exposing her horribly naked body... WHILE I was jacking off with my laptop playing porno on the towel rack.
"There's no hot water so I was washing myself" has never been so desperately uttered.

SO to making the "Best of" list being the highlight of my summer so thus far.

SO to the Mortal Kombat theme song. Every time I hear it, I want to punch an octogenarian in the face really, REALLY hard. And I know I won't feel remorse for it. Why? Because it's time to "test your might!"

SO to the lady from new york asking me which was bigger, Lake Geneva or Lake Michigan, was that a serious question?

HEY KEUCH!
(so controller please post this. this will probably make her life, we share an unhealthy obsession with shoutouts)

ASO to just having to look up 'octogenarian'.

SO to Bucky. I will always remember being dog-tired after a chem lecture but instantly perking up, when I saw you skipping with a pink balloon in hand, high-fiving students as they walked between lecture. You are my favorite pantless mammal.

ASO to the target cashier for cheerfully wishing me a good day. i bought one item, a pregnancy test. Really? REALLY? double ASO to the awkward apologetic glance she gave me after i stared at her in disbelief

SO to LOST. You have impregnated me with the seeds of mystery and doubt, and unfortunately, like any good pregnancy, there's going to be pain, agony, and weird cravings until a new episode airs in 9 months

SO to the song "I kissed a girl"....when it came on 3 girls started making out with each other at the party I was at. Why didn't this song come out sooner!?

SO to my guest lecture at my former high school to a sophomore history class devolving into a Q&A about drinking in Madison. I'm not sure how we went from the Prophet Muhammad to Spotted Cow, but it may be the only time in history they have been part of the same discussion.

Any girl who tries to get their boyfriend to see the Sex and the City movie is getting an Xbox for Valentine's day
you have been warned, female population

"SO to milkshakes. Mine may not bring all the boys to the yard, but it's still better than yours!"
ASO to not telling me where you got your time machine to go three years in the past to post this shoutout

ASO to having some of my old high school teachers come up on facebook's "People You May Know." Inappropriate.

so to shaking off a creeper at the bar by tellng him I couldn't have sex with him because I haven't had my reassignment surgery yet-- then talking about how the hormone injections finally took away my facial hair and gave me an amazing chest. Best. Shutdown. EVER.
so to it being a huge LIE.

SO to my friend who just said: "so i randomly just decided that if i ever am dating a guy and he dumps me because he thinks he might be gay, i'm going to ask him to date at least one more girl after me because if i turn a man gay i swear to god that would be the end of me"
i love our 3 am chats...

Week 4

We're gonna keep moderating because there are enough repetitive shoutouts about unrequited love and how much sex you are/aren't having that it's still necessary. The number of shoutouts is declining only because there are less being written, not because of us moderating

if you're gonna make a SO about a hidden crush, or coastie/sconnie wars, at least make it funny in some way

that being said, keep this going it keeps us busy!

Best of Week 3

SO to graduation parties with kegs, jungle boccie ball and watching my best friends cousin face plant off a bike ramp

SO to not having classes and drinking allllll daaaay looooooooong

aso to having nothing to do for the first part of summer and noone to do in all my free time :(

ASO to having a dream that I forgot to take a final for a class I didn't realize I was taking. Worst nightmare EVER

so to blumpkins. 'nuff said

SO to high-waisted shorts being the best diet ever

ASO at working at an ice cream place and having the ice cream machine shoot vanilla soft serve into my eyes and all over my clothes, making it looking like five guys just came all over me

ASO to sharing the home computer with my high-school age younger brother. Why is the mouse so goddamn sticky?

ASO to job hunting. It's like getting rejected over and over and over again. I don't need anything long term! I just need a summer fling! Why are your standards so high?

ASO to wishing you were in Madison just so you would have a job and not have your mom bothering you about getting one over the summer

SO to summer nights..long necks and my best friends. Who could ask for more?

SO to summer. I love being able to drink all day and not having to worry about school. ASO to this being my first summer single in 3 years. I am seriously sex deprived people, i don't know if i can last three months!

SO to the creepy-ass audio captchas that blogger plays if you click that wheelchair icon next to the word verification. I hope to god if I go blind I don't have to sit through a bunch of fucking babbling backwards gibberish every time I want to make fun of someone

SO to my roommate's underage sister. There isn't enough Dial to get those dirty thoughts out of my mind. I'm sure our other roommate is right there with me


SO to my new best friend who puked out his nose during a game of boat races. nicely done sir.

Week 3

alright it seems like moderating the shoutouts is working out well, so we'll keep doing it.

keep posting!

Best-of Week 2

SO to the term 'sconnie' sounding vaguely like it could be an STD. I've got a grisly case of the sconnie!

aso to the tool on the moped who honked and raised his eyebrows at me today... did you expect me to hop on the back so we could ride off into the sunset together?

SO to letting showing way too much cleavage during my final in hopes of distracting people and skewing the curve in my favor

SO to my roommate. You never walked in on me slamming the ham, but you somehow did every other time I was having sex.Bigger SO for being cool about it and just asking for an ETA.

SO to Skittles. I love being able to taste the rainbow without having to munch carpet

SO to the guy in Witte who just shouted "It's my money, and I need it NOW!" out his window. SO to all the people who followed suit. SO to Madison for knowing what's up

ASO to Prof. Dykman for wearing an 80's jogging outfit to our final. Short white shorts and a disturbingly tight cut-off tank top? What were you thinking?

ASO to having to explain to my dad why i have a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, two cases of beer, two bottles of wine, a half a bottle of doctors AND a half bottle of vodka when he comes to move me out today. ASO to finals for not allowing me to finish it all before the end of the semester

pelmeni, you ignorant slut. come baaaaack to me!!

SO to my roomate who is currently hooking up with a hooker found via craigslist. He is a WoWer (World of Warcraft) and is drenched from riding his moped to the gas station. Make it worth the $275 an hour buddy

SO to cherry bourbon and backyard barbecues! Finally, it's summer time

SO to finally hooking up with the guy I have been having sex dreams about the entire semester. ASO to him saying "this is so weird" practically the entire time, wtf?

SO to the couple fucking on Bascom friday night. you know we took pictures of you, right?
SO to starting the summer out right: grilling brats on our patio, followed by downing four cases of beer, a 1.75 of martini mix, 2 packs of Mikes & a couple bottles of wine.Summer's looking promising

Week 2: Summer Summer Summertime

Because so many of you complained about the repetitive and lame shout outs (can't say i disagree...) we're going to try controlling this week. We solemnly swear to update at least once a day, but we're going to shoot for even more. If you all really hate it, send in a post and we can change it back. good luck on finals!

Wednesday Shout-Outs (1)

Its wednesday... first "best-of-the-week" of the summer! 

shout out to jack for anti-shoutouting the cops. i feel like i lost a child when they took away my fake

shout out to the herd that leaves memorial library at midnight when they close the stacks and go directly to college library.....mooooooo

ASO to readjusting to new SOs on the bottom. There is just nothing new about being on the bottom. On top is where its at, but kneeling is awesome too.

ASO to unrequited love. Katie, if you're reading this, know that I have totally been crushing on you all year long. Forget your stupid boyfriend, and run away with me!

SO to taking a break from the library to go emergency vibrator shopping at the porn store with a friend. sometimes we are just that desperate.

shout out to the brave duck and her ducklings crossing the street in front of college library this morning, you are so badass.

ASO to those who do not know the rules of campus shoutouts. You never use full names, you always think dirty, and you always had twice as much alcohol than in reality.
Now continue.

SO to the old lady who compared walking up Bascom to walking against the winds of a hurricane

so to juston and his stix. i'm gonna miss you. and all the ed's guys and girls.

ASO to bees.
fuck bees.

ASO to two of my roommates who apparently have been secretly buying toilet paper and sharing it only between them. do you wipe each others asses too?

SO to 300-some SO's in the past 3 days. You make me feel like the crying Indian in the pollution commercial... but in a good way

Shout out to seeing four football players (including TD) studying in the library for over 3 hours straight. I thought athletes studying was myth like unicorns or intelligent coasties

SO to Sexy Prof. Straus. Dear LORD, thank you for wearing jeans during the final. and the low unbuttoned shirt. i could BARELY concentrate on your astounding and intellectually-stimulating exam.
RAR

SO to loving sex so much despite my uber religious southern upbringing...it's SINcredible!

Week 1: Finals Suck

Start shouting out! 

To get us through this difficult time...

Since most of our campus goes through serious shout out withdrawal in the summer, we decided to keep it going! This will end as soon as shout outs come back in the fall. We'll clear it each week (wednesday to wednesday, of course) and each wednesday we'll post the best of the week!