shout out to the kid who brought a bright orange extension cord to college library for his computer. as obnoxious as that was, can't deny that you're practical.
anti shout-out to the cops at johnny o's on thursday who felt it was necessary to take all the girls out and write them tickets. then go back in to do it 3 times over.
Shout out to realizing you don't have to study that much for finals. ASO to then realizing you stayed in three perfectly amazing drinking nights for no good reason.
anti-shout out to the guy in the silent section of memorial blasting celine dion on his head phones. you're heart won't go on anymore once i rip it out for being so goddamn distracting.
ASO to world of warcraft's time-bending abilities - I only wanted to waste a few minutes while my code compiled, how the hell did you make it 12:30 already?
shoutout to donnely from the history dept. you are retiring, but i will never forget when you described so thoroughly how Great Britain was encouraged to save water by people bathing together, which led to many threesomes occurring.
SO the the couple who was having very EXTREMELY loud sex in Park Terrace on Friday night. We could definitely hear you on our way back from the library through your window. Glad someone had a good finals weekend!
aso to my personal vagina tease. what the fuck man? we had all year of this cat and mouse sexual tension, you tell me you wanna fuck me and then you go pick up a GIRLFRIEND???!!!! serious?!! you have done a disservice to my vagina. THANKS A FUCKING LOT.
Big SO to all you mommys out there. I can list at least a 100 reasons why I will never have kids. (Beginning first and foremost with ripping/getting cut hole to hole to pass a child through a hole that is just not big enough.) Huge amounts of respect.
aso to having a roommate who chews her food as if it is cud. no you do not have to smack your mouth with every f-ing bite you take. no wonder guys won't talk to you. you are disgusting.
ASO to me for buying a $5 foot long, only intending to eat half of it, but giving in and eating the whole thing simply because it was there. Damn you subway.
shout out to the drunk guy next to me in my food science final...do you feel you take exams better wasted? cuz i'm pretty sure B was not the answer to every question...
Shout-out to me for finding a tick on the back of my neck in the middle of lecture, putting it on my desk, and proceeding to stab the crap out of it with my pocketknife. What, it's not like I could get up and leave to go flush it!
SO to being on top (ass to front) while being...umm...pleasured and saying "Maybe we should..." Not having a chance to say lock the door, becuase his roommate walked in..
SO to the person that went "1-0" on their finals today. If only we were all like you... ASO to the person that said "1-0" doesn't compute. You are a shitty Badger. Go to a football game sometime and become enlightened.
ASO to the kid who brought in a poster board of notes for our organic final today. You're not impressing anyone by copying all the reactions onto a giant piece of paper.
SO to my roommate getting a serious boyfriend and moving into his place... at the end of the year. Next time, start sooner. I can only hope my next roommate can be married off this quickly.
ASO to my (former) roommate. You're a filthy slut who is incapable of completing a full thought. I'm glad you make yourself feel better by surrounding yourself with other retarded slutty bitches.
Big shout out to realized the miracle I was a part of on Mifflin. I somehow made it off of mifflin gushing blood from my face, completely anhilated and wearing an enormous sombraro without having any encounters with the cops. I'd be more proud if I could remember how I achieved this, or why I was bleeding in the first place.
ASO to the two girls who won't stop talking about their boy issues while I'm trying to study. If I really cared that much I would check facebook to learn your whole life story.
ASO to the people who randomly add me on facebook. Just because i'm on your 'people you may know' doesn't mean i actually know you, or want to. STOP CREEPING!!
But...the Badger Herald does have shout-outs over the summer, just not in print, only online. really. Trust me, I'm the BH shout-out controller's boss.
aso to the guy on the computer next to me at grainger library who's been playing the SAME computer game for over 3 hours. do you know what finals are???
But...the Badger Herald does have shout-outs over the summer, just not in print, only online. really. Trust me, I'm the BH shout-out controller's boss.
if that's the case, tell them to fricken UPDATE once in a while!
aso to whoever asked our ta the night before our 7:45am history final if we could use notes on the exam. Really? bigger so for him anonymously forwarding his reply. (no)
ASO to my roommate, Every time you go to the bathroom you take at least ten minutes so i think you've left for good and get really happy... then you return. what the hell do you do in there? on second thought, don't answer that
Shout out to being at flat top grill and seeing this creeper jesus look a like with not just one but two dates...our theories? either a porn director or online add for similar "interests"...it was basically insane
Anti-Shoutout to selfishness. Cmon man, I was just "borrowing" your xbox! Chill out! How 'bout not calling the po-po next time, I almost didn't get to play in the bowl game, fool.
ASO to unrequited love. Katie, if you're reading this, know that I have totally been crushing on you all year long. Forget your stupid boyfriend, and run away with me!
ASO to agreeing to a study date really early tomorrow morning not because i have a lot to do, but because you leave at the end of the week... can't you just stay up late like normal people?
ASO to completely empathizing with the people who found a love interest right before the end of the semester. i found mine earlier...but distance is a bitch. enjoy the week you've got together, guys....
ASO to HK. I don't know what is going on with you, but you need to stop breaking my balls. I have been nothing but good to you. We are so fucking done.
Shoutout to my boyfriend who studied abroad this semester in Mexico and broke up with me a month into it. Your attempt to make me jealous and want you back has failed and I don't believe your story about dating two girls. Seriously I am over you and definitely not jealous. I've moved on, so get over yourself.
Anti-Shoutout to this entire blog and thread. It's not the same as the real SO's because theres nobody actually controlling what gets posted, so all of the lame repetitive finals jokes, bitching about coasties, or freshmen annoyances get through.
SO to taking you to the hospital during exam week so the doctor could wipe off your little cut, put a bandaid on it, and then say that it will heal in a day or two. Time well spent.
Thanks JLF! love, your favorite co-worker CCAS FOREVER!
ASO to my sex life, where the HELL DID YOU GO?! Remember the hour long sessions? The multiple orgasms? All the work that didn't get done because if I wasn't fucking I was definitely sleeping to prepare for more? I MISS YOU!!!
we're leaving all shout outs (except inexcusably lame ones) up until finals are over- after then it'll be like the real shout outs. check next wednesday, may 21, for the first best-of-the-week!
SO to every study session I end up going to just being an hour and a half of talking about how the professor sucks, how the class isn't taught correctly, and how there's no fucking way were going to pass.
SO to the girl who just fell on the corner of Lake Street and sat on the ground talking into her phone. And to staying put & continuing to talk while a stranger picked up the shoe you lost- classy.
"we're leaving all shout outs (except inexcusably lame ones) up until finals are over- after then it'll be like the real shout outs. check next wednesday, may 21, for the first best-of-the-week!"
Why go back to how the real shout-outs are? I've been enjoying these more
ASO to my roommate for having her ENTIRE family stay overnight in our DORM ROOM this weekend. #1 AWKWARD #2 it's the weekend before finals, come on...i've respected you all year by not inviting people to stay in our room without asking you first, you can't return the favor? #3 why would your family want to stay in a dorm room? honestly? oh well i'll never have to see you again in a couple days
SO to the grout messages above the urinal at Helen C. There's something a grout mary, eat her grout. thanks for entertaining me while I pee out the venti sized coffee I just slammed
SO to the girl that likes to be on top and thinks being on her knees is awesome too! I'll help you cope with the new SO's being on the bottom by giving you some time on top. Get together to help pass the time???
SO to my roommate moving out today while I was at my Chem final. Double SO to being done with finals and having plans to get crunk with everyone tomorrow night, regardless of whether they're done with finals or not.
SO to discovering this at work at 2:00 today. Wasting a solid hour. Then checking back at 6:30 while I'm studying to find a solid 20 more posts. Finals rock.
shout out to the girl just now in the memorial library bathroom getting ready for what appeared to be a hot date. you smell like a middle school dance... just thought you should know.
SO to the boys in college library that recognized me because they had facebook stalked me. Normally I'd be freaked out, but I'm kinda flattered. I have a distinct feeling you're going to be awesome neighbors next year.
SO to the adorable boy in college library sunday. I'm really sorry you had to endure my rendition of the John Sterling New York Yankees victory call ("Yankees Win! Theeeeee Yankees Win!") after I watched the game. Perhaps next time I'll learn to keep my enthusiasm to myself.
ASO to those who do not know the rules of campus shoutouts. You never use full names, you always think dirty, and you always had twice as much alcohol than in reality. Now continue.
ASO to my roommate who feels the need to bring someone home with her EVERY SINGLE TIME she goes out. I'm all about good times, but when your definition of a fun night out relies on a random hook up it's time to take a break. Self-Control: look into it.
SO to andrew in my women's studies discussion. my heart jumped when hannah made us work in a small group together. you are drop dead gorgeous, come find me in the fall?
SO to the boy on sellery 10B who lives right above me. finally i know that the consistent, repetitive, daily tapping noise is not you having wild crazy sex. it's just you bouncing your fucking lacrosse ball on the floor. with that said, i've listened to it ALL year. can you please stop??????
SO to the summerfest line up starting to come out. Now i can dream about being drunk along the lakefront and wandering around the stages instead of studying
ASO to thinking that essays only take one hour per page and realizing that that is only true if actual work is done for an hour. Damn you ADD and super fun shit that distracts my feeble mind.
ASO to college library for not refilling the toliet paper in the womyn's rest room last night when i pulled my all nighter, don't you realize you were my home??
ASO to saying good bye to a "great" guy last year this time and him coming back in the fall as a complete asshole...is it bad that I still want to do him?
ASO to the girls wearing ugg boots the past few days, I know there's a cold breeze, but for pete's sake, it's May already, put them in the closet. Do you really need your feet that warm, or are you just too anxious to fly back to the coast after this week.
shoutout to study day at blackhawk church. i don't think i've ever eaten so much food in my life...and it was all free! and i'm way more productive when i'm eating. because of you, i might actually do well on my final tomorrow!
Shout out to the desk guy with the tight pants at pinacle fitness. Please just take them off, clearly you only want to show off your ass, so let's see it.
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1 – 200 of 383 Newer› Newest»shout out to the kid who brought a bright orange extension cord to college library for his computer. as obnoxious as that was, can't deny that you're practical.
shout out to going to greenbush bakery and talking about vibrators instead of studying.
shout out to summer shout outs
SO to not studying and banking on aquired skill and luck to get me through this next week.
anti-shout out to the girl wearing a winter coat and flip flops. are you confused or is your body temperature just not evenly distributed?
anti shout-out to the cops at johnny o's on thursday who felt it was necessary to take all the girls out and write them tickets. then go back in to do it 3 times over.
shout-out to tom
shout out to jack for anti-shoutouting the cops. i feel like i lost a child when they took away my fake.
ASO to PJ Hill for straight up BITING my neck in the doorway of Kabul Thursday night...
SO to Tom Miesen....you really are the cooler twin.
Shout out to realizing you don't have to study that much for finals. ASO to then realizing you stayed in three perfectly amazing drinking nights for no good reason.
shoutout to being able to waste just as much time in the summer now that these are up
shoutout to the dreary alcohol withdrawal that is finals week, only because the days after will make all of it well worth it
aso to the ocd old guy who thought it was a really good idea to sharpen his pencils for 2 minutes in the library.
Anti-shoutout to not bieng drunk in Madison on the weekend
shout out to the herd that leaves memorial library at midnight when they close the stacks and go directly to college library.....mooooooo
SO to my house fellow for breaking quiet hours by doing the dirty with a resident.
SO to the adorable Jewish/Irish boy I met on the last day of class. We don't have much time before you leave, so I thoroughly suggest we hook up ASAP.
ASO to the guy who feels the need to sing 10 year old Santana songs at the top of his lungs in College Library.
ASO to your mom...and finals. SO to finding this while procrastinating whilst "studying" for my final in four hours.
shout out to that feeling of knowing your literaly going to get an A or F in all of your classes this semester
anti-shout out to the guy in the silent section of memorial blasting celine dion on his head phones. you're heart won't go on anymore once i rip it out for being so goddamn distracting.
ASO to world of warcraft's time-bending abilities - I only wanted to waste a few minutes while my code compiled, how the hell did you make it 12:30 already?
shoutout to donnely from the history dept. you are retiring, but i will never forget when you described so thoroughly how Great Britain was encouraged to save water by people bathing together, which led to many threesomes occurring.
SO the the couple who was having very EXTREMELY loud sex in Park Terrace on Friday night. We could definitely hear you on our way back from the library through your window. Glad someone had a good finals weekend!
aso to my personal vagina tease. what the fuck man? we had all year of this cat and mouse sexual tension, you tell me you wanna fuck me and then you go pick up a GIRLFRIEND???!!!! serious?!! you have done a disservice to my vagina. THANKS A FUCKING LOT.
shout out to spending the weekend in milwaukee drunk and at the brewers games, with 3 finals on monday....can you say fucked...
Big SO to all you mommys out there. I can list at least a 100 reasons why I will never have kids. (Beginning first and foremost with ripping/getting cut hole to hole to pass a child through a hole that is just not big enough.) Huge amounts of respect.
dear summer so controller:
please be better than the one from this past school year. much thanks!
ASO to Sunday Finals starting at 7:45AM.
Thank you, UW!
shout out to the Polish guy who proposed to me at Ians last night...
i wasnt THAT drunk
SO to the crappy weather... you make it not so bad to stay inside and study all day...
So to talking to my parents and finding out that they're going to come visit me this summer... just so they can play beer pong with me.
Shoutout to the friends with benfits situation... it's like sex on tap!
SO to my roommate for bringing back the same girl 3 nights running. It's called a one-night stand for a reason
ASO to all the people that are already on summer vacation. i hate you.
aso to having a roommate who chews her food as if it is cud. no you do not have to smack your mouth with every f-ing bite you take. no wonder guys won't talk to you. you are disgusting.
SO to the person who thinks that there is a summer SO controller...
oh there's definitely a shoutout controller...but this thing might as well get off the ground before we start "controlling"
ASO to me for buying a $5 foot long, only intending to eat half of it, but giving in and eating the whole thing simply because it was there. Damn you subway.
ASO to readjusting to new SOs on the bottom. There is just nothing new about being on the bottom. On top is where its at, but kneeling is awesome too.
ASO the genius in witte bouncing a freaking bouncy ball in the room upstairs, i hate you, SHUT UP! please
shout out to the drunk guy next to me in my food science final...do you feel you take exams better wasted? cuz i'm pretty sure B was not the answer to every question...
Shout-out to me for finding a tick on the back of my neck in the middle of lecture, putting it on my desk, and proceeding to stab the crap out of it with my pocketknife. What, it's not like I could get up and leave to go flush it!
anti shoutout to seeing my breath in may. what the fuck happened to the weather we had two weeks ago?
SO to realizing you don't have to study for finals. ASO to actually taking the final and realizing you should have studied.
Shoutout to going 1-0 on both of my finals today. That's how we do it, boys.
"Shoutout to going 1-0 on both of my finals today. That's how we do it, boys."
Let's hope it wasn't math.
"Both of my finals"
"1-0"
DOES NOT COMPUTE
SO being infatuated with a boy the week of finals...
How am I supposed to study?!
SO to being on top (ass to front) while being...umm...pleasured and saying "Maybe we should..." Not having a chance to say lock the door, becuase his roommate walked in..
SO to the person that went "1-0" on their finals today. If only we were all like you...
ASO to the person that said "1-0" doesn't compute. You are a shitty Badger. Go to a football game sometime and become enlightened.
shoutout to summer. it's blunt-o-clock in t minus 3 days
ASO to franzia during finals. you ruin lives!
Shout out to going golfing instead of studying for the 5 finals I still have to take...
ASO for still having 5 finals to take...
shout out to the librarian who went to the back room of the quiet section and was obnoxiously singing to herself... or so she thought...
ASO to the kid who brought in a poster board of notes for our organic final today. You're not impressing anyone by copying all the reactions onto a giant piece of paper.
SO to getting so drunk I threw up four times the night before my organic chemistry final. I hope my grade doesn't suffer...
Shout out the to awesomeness and boredom of not having a final until Thursday.
"Shout out the to awesomeness and boredom of not having a final until Thursday."
ASO to my grammar.
shout out to studying for 5 min, hitting refresh, and seeing 5 new shout outs
SO to walking in on my friend whacking off, for at least the 10th time this year... nice man
ASO to my gf's roommate walking in on us having sex...come on dude we are relieving stress!
SO to my roommate getting a serious boyfriend and moving into his place... at the end of the year. Next time, start sooner. I can only hope my next roommate can be married off this quickly.
ASO to my (former) roommate. You're a filthy slut who is incapable of completing a full thought. I'm glad you make yourself feel better by surrounding yourself with other retarded slutty bitches.
ASO to the girl that ditched out on our study date. I'm done trying. I hope you fail all your exams.
SO to the 2 girls from Bradley that helped me carry my wasted roomie back to our dorm the other night since she couldn't walk by herself.
ASO to finding this... I can feel an F coming on for that Spanish final...
Shoutout to my boyfriend for repeatedly texting me about how he wants to have sex, but always being too busy to see me. Your loss, buddy.
SO to me for finally doing laundry for the second time this semester. ASO for not being able to hold off for one more week and do it for free at home.
Big shout out to realized the miracle I was a part of on Mifflin. I somehow made it off of mifflin gushing blood from my face, completely anhilated and wearing an enormous sombraro without having any encounters with the cops. I'd be more proud if I could remember how I achieved this, or why I was bleeding in the first place.
SO to a take home german final and having a german do it
so to my roommate finally moving her shit out of our apartment. adios whorebag!
"SO to tv-links.cc where i can watch every episode of The Office instead of studying"
or nbc.com where they've always been...
or hulu.com where they have way, way more shows than just the office, as well as full-length movies.
yup, adios studying.
ASO to all the ASOs about horrible roommates- they make me feel like a cliche for hating mine, too.
Shoutout to finals for making it acceptable to sit in the same place for hours on end. ASO to the lethargy packin' on the pounds.
SO to the Biocore 303 final. Prepare to have your ass kicked tomorrow at 2:45.
You have been warned.
ASO to the two girls who won't stop talking about their boy issues while I'm trying to study. If I really cared that much I would check facebook to learn your whole life story.
Ps... stop giggling. It's really not that funny.
so to getting out of my apartment. there are some crazy bitches up in here. seriously. 20 rolls of tp in one week???
ASO to the people who randomly add me on facebook. Just because i'm on your 'people you may know' doesn't mean i actually know you, or want to. STOP CREEPING!!
But...the Badger Herald does have shout-outs over the summer, just not in print, only online. really. Trust me, I'm the BH shout-out controller's boss.
i'll believe it when i see it
aso to the guy on the computer next to me at grainger library who's been playing the SAME computer game for over 3 hours. do you know what finals are???
But...the Badger Herald does have shout-outs over the summer, just not in print, only online. really. Trust me, I'm the BH shout-out controller's boss.
if that's the case, tell them to fricken UPDATE once in a while!
aso to whoever asked our ta the night before our 7:45am history final if we could use notes on the exam. Really? bigger so for him anonymously forwarding his reply. (no)
"SO being infatuated with a boy the week of finals...
How am I supposed to study?!"
Mindy?
ASO to my roommate, Every time you go to the bathroom you take at least ten minutes so i think you've left for good and get really happy... then you return. what the hell do you do in there? on second thought, don't answer that
a major SO to the end of any $5 footlong. ASO to the new five for $5, we hate you subway headquarters.
SO to the green dragon!
SO to the girl wearing a tank top who scratched her armpit then smelt her fingers, @ college...
Shout out to being at flat top grill and seeing this creeper jesus look a like with not just one but two dates...our theories? either a porn director or online add for similar "interests"...it was basically insane
SO to my coastie friend, i wish i could study you for 4 to 6 hours... just to be clear, in case you didnt get that, i want to have sex with you
Shoutout to getting drafted. Mad money, bitches!
Anti-Shoutout to selfishness. Cmon man, I was just "borrowing" your xbox! Chill out! How 'bout not calling the po-po next time, I almost didn't get to play in the bowl game, fool.
ASO to unrequited love. Katie, if you're reading this, know that I have totally been crushing on you all year long. Forget your stupid boyfriend, and run away with me!
SO to Narrow Stairs. ASO to realizing I'm a wee-bit emo.
ASO to agreeing to a study date really early tomorrow morning not because i have a lot to do, but because you leave at the end of the week... can't you just stay up late like normal people?
...at least I'm not the only one to find a love interest just before summer
SO to doing it for fun in 2 loud till dawn
SO to me doing more studying in the last 6 hours than I have all semester put together
SO to my roommate for taking one of her finals wasted, and drinking more beer out of her nalgene during the exam!!
ASO to completely empathizing with the people who found a love interest right before the end of the semester. i found mine earlier...but distance is a bitch. enjoy the week you've got together, guys....
ASO to the bitches who stole all the toilet paper to tp the hallway. you're making me sooo glad to be out of the dorms in four days.
aso to having two boyfriends who live in the same town. bigger aso to going home to said town in one week. we'll see how long this lasts.
ASO to HK. I don't know what is going on with you, but you need to stop breaking my balls. I have been nothing but good to you. We are so fucking done.
Shoutout to my boyfriend who studied abroad this semester in Mexico and broke up with me a month into it. Your attempt to make me jealous and want you back has failed and I don't believe your story about dating two girls. Seriously I am over you and definitely not jealous. I've moved on, so get over yourself.
ASO to kines 119 being a ridiculous easy class and then getting raped on the exams because they decided to ask complex questions.
Anti-Shoutout to this entire blog and thread. It's not the same as the real SO's because theres nobody actually controlling what gets posted, so all of the lame repetitive finals jokes, bitching about coasties, or freshmen annoyances get through.
AGREED. summer SO controller....where are you???
ASO to the bitch in the lamproom eating everything she can stuff in her face. CRUNCH!
Shout out to the university meter maids giving tickets at the lib during finals.... taking advantage of a bitch of a situ. Thanks UW
SO to taking you to the hospital during exam week so the doctor could wipe off your little cut, put a bandaid on it, and then say that it will heal in a day or two. Time well spent.
Thanks JLF!
love, your favorite co-worker
CCAS FOREVER!
ASO to my sex life, where the HELL DID YOU GO?! Remember the hour long sessions? The multiple orgasms? All the work that didn't get done because if I wasn't fucking I was definitely sleeping to prepare for more? I MISS YOU!!!
we're leaving all shout outs (except inexcusably lame ones) up until finals are over- after then it'll be like the real shout outs. check next wednesday, may 21, for the first best-of-the-week!
happy shouting.
shout to the dude taking the econ final in pen...Dude its a scantron, you are fucked
ASO to you for being power hungry
SO to every study session I end up going to just being an hour and a half of talking about how the professor sucks, how the class isn't taught correctly, and how there's no fucking way were going to pass.
Shout out to my gf... We need to keep the sleepover streak going and start studying harder at the library....if you catch my drift
SO to everyone (and I mean everyone) at the library friday night rearranging their drinking plans b/c they couldn't drink on the weekend.
only in madison
SO to my room mate who dropped out of school the week before finals. You've got a bright future ahead of you.
aso to roommates who think they are the only people in the house who have exams...we all have to study so quit bitching and slamming doors!
SO to the girl who just fell on the corner of Lake Street and sat on the ground talking into her phone. And to staying put & continuing to talk while a stranger picked up the shoe you lost- classy.
ASO to, for the last 4 years, reading all these shoutouts about random hookups, but never actually having one.
SO to taking a break from the library to go emergency vibrator shopping at the porn store with a friend. sometimes we are just that desperate.
SO to the emergency vibrator shopper. That's hot.
aso for not fucking my hot friend this year. even bigger aso to him transferring next year. seriously, wtf was i thinking?
"we're leaving all shout outs (except inexcusably lame ones) up until finals are over- after then it'll be like the real shout outs. check next wednesday, may 21, for the first best-of-the-week!"
Why go back to how the real shout-outs are? I've been enjoying these more
shout out to my semester fuck buddy... cmon, with all our hard work this semester, i assumed there'd be a final... !!!
ASO to my roommate for having her ENTIRE family stay overnight in our DORM ROOM this weekend.
#1 AWKWARD
#2 it's the weekend before finals, come on...i've respected you all year by not inviting people to stay in our room without asking you first, you can't return the favor?
#3 why would your family want to stay in a dorm room? honestly?
oh well i'll never have to see you again in a couple days
Shoutout to girls getting as horny as guys during the summer. I have never seen so many sex related shoutouts in my entire life
ASO to people hating on my posterboards, I'm sorry that I'll get a better grade than you.
Hey shoutout controller: I kind of like this. I don't think we need controlling. This wastes more time. Don't change a good thing!!!
SO to the grout messages above the urinal at Helen C. There's something a grout mary, eat her grout. thanks for entertaining me while I pee out the venti sized coffee I just slammed
so to readjusting to scrolling down. aso to feeling like i'm cheating on someone.
huge SO to the girl who held up her math exam in the row ahead of me, thanks to you I was able to do problems 3 and 4, and therefore, probably pass
ASO to ending something that could have been great. SO to me — it wasn't my fault this time.
SO to me for realizing that beer makes take-home finals sooo much better.
SO to my friend for ditching out on studying to come to the porn store last night. The vibrator situation really was an emergency.
SO to my fuck buddy rejecting me because he's studying for a final that he has on...friday. am i really that bad??
ASO to my fuck buddy who's mad at me for studying. Please, studying is more fun.
aso to trying to masturbate while studying for finance.
let's hope missing sex was worth it.
SO to Posterboard Guy - You are not alone.
ASO to Jaime for always getting poop on the back of the toilet seat, how does that even happen?
SO to the girl that likes to be on top and thinks being on her knees is awesome too! I'll help you cope with the new SO's being on the bottom by giving you some time on top. Get together to help pass the time???
SO to guys not knowing that girls are as horny as guys in the summer... ASO to guys not knowing that girls are as horny as guys all the time
ASO to BR for not pursuing spanish girl... get some balls
double ASO to BR. call sc from your spanish class. or i will for you.
ASO to the lamo ignoring me these last two weeks when he is leaving this week for LA... and you expect to get lucky? That's funny.
anti-shout out to studying on Friday night instead of going out.
SO to all the hotties showing up at college during finals... I am here all semester... wanna play?
SO to Matt Subramani and his inability to talk to girls.
shout out to my roommate, who, in preparation for my econ final today, hooked me up with NyQuil to knock me out last night.
ASO to Dan Schmidt. You are a creeper.
ASO to Dan Schmidt. You are racist.
ASO to all the Dan Schmidt comments. Take em down already.
SO to my roommate moving out today while I was at my Chem final. Double SO to being done with finals and having plans to get crunk with everyone tomorrow night, regardless of whether they're done with finals or not.
I love you, Madison
SO to discovering this at work at 2:00 today. Wasting a solid hour. Then checking back at 6:30 while I'm studying to find a solid 20 more posts. Finals rock.
ASO to my ovaries feeling like they're about to pop. Is this my punishment for having hot sex when I should have been studying?
shout out to the girl just now in the memorial library bathroom getting ready for what appeared to be a hot date.
you smell like a middle school dance... just thought you should know.
SO to the boys in college library that recognized me because they had facebook stalked me. Normally I'd be freaked out, but I'm kinda flattered. I have a distinct feeling you're going to be awesome neighbors next year.
SO to the adorable boy in college library sunday. I'm really sorry you had to endure my rendition of the John Sterling New York Yankees victory call ("Yankees Win! Theeeeee Yankees Win!") after I watched the game. Perhaps next time I'll learn to keep my enthusiasm to myself.
ASO to the Yankees
ASO to my boyfriend who won't say "I Love You" when his roommate is there!
SO to the person who just ASO the Yankees.
SO to being able to read my roommate's mind
ASO to actually being able to study at college. I come here to be distracted, people. where's your A-game?
ASO to those who do not know the rules of campus shoutouts. You never use full names, you always think dirty, and you always had twice as much alcohol than in reality.
Now continue.
ASO to Tiffany & Co. for selling a sterling silver money clip for $95. Even bigger ASO to anyone who buys it for someone as a graduation gift.
so to the 68
ASO to my roommate who feels the need to bring someone home with her EVERY SINGLE TIME she goes out. I'm all about good times, but when your definition of a fun night out relies on a random hook up it's time to take a break. Self-Control: look into it.
SO to andrew in my women's studies discussion. my heart jumped when hannah made us work in a small group together. you are drop dead gorgeous, come find me in the fall?
SO to the girl in my oceanography final who asked if we had to put our social security number down instead of our student ID...
also, SO to whomever made said final, there is no letter F on the scantron. Thanks for making number 17 that much easier.
SO to the middle-aged guys I work with who stay late on Monday nights to watch "Dancing with the Stars" and "The Bachellor"...
ASO to "beat the bookstore" - your offer of NOTHING and 2.50 for my textbooks doesn't beat anything. thanks a lot.
SO to the boy on sellery 10B who lives right above me. finally i know that the consistent, repetitive, daily tapping noise is not you having wild crazy sex. it's just you bouncing your fucking lacrosse ball on the floor. with that said, i've listened to it ALL year. can you please stop??????
SO to blackhawk - thanks for all the free food.
ASO to your internet...it sucks.
SO to the old lady who compared walking up Bascom to walking against the winds of a hurricane
SO to my friends and I making special brownies today. They are delicious. ASO to remembering I have two finals tomorrow & not being able to study...
SO to the summerfest line up starting to come out. Now i can dream about being drunk along the lakefront and wandering around the stages instead of studying
SO to my bf for passing the national EMT exam today. you were already a stud, now you can save lives. it doesn't get any better than that...
SO to the guy in my Oceanography final who pointed out to the people asking what they were being handed that they were in fact the exams.
ASO to the bachelor for picking the dumb blonde
ASO to thinking that essays only take one hour per page and realizing that that is only true if actual work is done for an hour. Damn you ADD and super fun shit that distracts my feeble mind.
SO to having my food funds run out and eating peanut butter for dinner.
ASO to college library for not refilling the toliet paper in the womyn's rest room last night when i pulled my all nighter, don't you realize you were my home??
ASO to the kids playing wolrd of warcraft in college lib at 3am, thanks for making my study session all the more painful.
SO to facebook stalking harder this week than ever before...damn you facebook and your evil ways
so to finals week...
or "spending abnormal amounts of time on facebook" week
SO to the women being open about their sexuality when no one knows who they are.........
SO to Posterboard Boy. I've been watching you make them all year, and I think they're sexy.
ASO to saying good bye to a "great" guy last year this time and him coming back in the fall as a complete asshole...is it bad that I still want to do him?
ASO for listening to the bloodhound gang's the bad touch and wondering if instead of watching x-files i could study for my math final.
ASO to the girls wearing ugg boots the past few days, I know there's a cold breeze, but for pete's sake, it's May already, put them in the closet. Do you really need your feet that warm, or are you just too anxious to fly back to the coast after this week.
SO to whoever can invent a time machine asap to take me to Saturday when this all will be over
shoutout to study day at blackhawk church. i don't think i've ever eaten so much food in my life...and it was all free! and i'm way more productive when i'm eating. because of you, i might actually do well on my final tomorrow!
SO to no shoutout controller right now...this last one sucked and never posted any of my "brilliant" shoutouts.
SO to my bf - let's hit up the library super early one day this week. better chance of finding a good place to study..
SO to the ever-changing facebook relationship status. you know it's official when you're facebook official.
ASO to me for not finding my soulmate at Helen C yet... Don't make me stoop down to going to Memorial, make things happen new shoutout controller
When is super early for this studying that only the library can give us?
SO to obsessively checking Student Center to see if my grades are listed 3 hours after my final.
shout out to the brave duck and her ducklings crossing the street in front of college library this morning, you are so badass.
Shout out to the desk guy with the tight pants at pinacle fitness. Please just take them off, clearly you only want to show off your ass, so let's see it.
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