well since the BH decided to randomly start posting shoutouts again, this could be the last week. I guess it depends on how many shoutouts we can pack into this week, and the quality. Everyone knows this was just to tide us over until the real ones got back.
some input would be appreciated :)
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a summer shout out page till the badger herald brings em back!
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SO to summer shout-outs. you will be missed...
SO to john deere, which may be the only thing good to come from illinois. because of him i get to sit my ass on a tractor all day and have a little kid call me his hero because i know how to drive a tractor. Ahhh the joys of living in wisconsin
DON'T MAKE THE SUMMER SHOUTOUTS GO!!! THE BADGER HERALD ONES ARE THE SUCK!
SOC, you complete me. And for the first time in my life, I'm not being sarcastic. I need you! Madison needs you!
DEFINATELY keep these going!
SO to keeping THESE shoutouts running until the end of summer. I'm too lazy to add the BH to my bookmarks...
shout-out to my roommate. you got hit by a car, now have a broken leg, finger, and clavicle but you're still cheerful "because it could have been so much worse." you are a rockstar and i love you. this world needs 6 billion more people like you.
"DEFINATELY keep these going!"
I almost agree. if only people knew how to spell definitely...
SO to Bella Swan for liking it rough, I always knew you were a freak.
ASO to Bella Swan because she gets Edward...
SO to the fruit stand guy. The young one. Not that I'm against the older ones - they're nice and whatnot, but seriously. The younger one. I swoon.
SO to favre becoming a coastie... and bigger SO to the media clusterfuck being over
ASO to the ladies I work with telling me that I'm going to get cancer because I keep my phone in my bra. As if I wasn't neurotic enough...
ASO to getting my driver's license renewed and getting the ugliest picture taken. There is no way I'm keeping that ID til 2016. Good thing I look hot in my fake.
Can we all just ASO to Brett Farve and get it over with? I need to move on with life already.
SO to one of the word verification letter combos to type in a SO being "DQ." I want me some blizzards now!
shout out to my friend leaking today's headline on huffingtonpost and watching it get picked up by the major networks. maybe mccain should lose his computer virginity so more emails don't get wrongly sent to obama lovin liberals!
i just ate a llama.
ASO to the guy walking down Park St. texting someone. First of all, you were walking on the left side of the sidewalk when you should have been on the right. Secondly, when you walk you should watch where you are going. Thirdly, there was someone walking correctly on the right, so I couldn't pass you on the sidewalk. You made me step into the gravel so that I didn't run into your fat ass. Douche.
Can we all just ASO to Brett Farve and get it over with? I need to move on with life already.
Who is this Farve you speak of?
playing doctor is a game you don't want to lose. know the rules.
SO to seeing Professor Donnelly today on State St. wearing his "summer suit." It pretty much made my day..
SO to my 7 year old brother crying when he heard brett favre got traded to the jets...we feel for you little guy
god, a little bit of competition would make both sites better... which is still not gonna help the BH.
so to the BH. it's cute to see they still have hope. downright adorable.
jSO to my local radio station for playing the Jet Song from "West Side Story" while talking about Brett Farve. I'm pretty sure that a musical theatre reference was just salt in the wound for some people!
"god, a little bit of competition would make both sites better... which is still not gonna help the BH.
so to the BH. it's cute to see they still have hope. downright adorable."
SO to finding a little too much joy in knowing who wrote that...
so to the yoga instructor from the serf, who also works at the fruit stand on library mall. you're pretty doable.
aso to getting sexually harrassed at work today by my creepy boss. yeah im desperate, but not that desperate...
SO to the Summer Shoutouts, your tales of horny/drunken/awesome shenanigans have made a lame summer at home a little more enjoyable.
Randomly, ASO to the Jets for being the pathetic rebounder in this nasty NFL breakup.
ASO to missing out on a booty call because i didn't wanna break a prior commitment. DAMN my mother for teaching me good manners...
shout-out to the "mark as unread" button in facebook inbox. hacking into my ex-bf's account and reading his messages without being noticed has never been easier!
ASO to being at to my PT job on my only day off from my full time one. SO to making the first hour consist of summer shoutouts and facebook...please don't take these away!
ASO to ted thompson, way to pick a 24 year old over your 3,000 yards a season qb. SO to favre for STILL being the man.
ASO to the guy walking down Park St. texting someone. First of all, you were walking on the left side of the sidewalk when you should have been on the right. Secondly, when you walk you should watch where you are going. Thirdly, there was someone walking correctly on the right, so I couldn't pass you on the sidewalk. You made me step into the gravel so that I didn't run into your fat ass. Douche.
OH MY GOD NOT THE GRAVEL.
waaaaambulance.
ASO to me for still kinda wanting to bang aaron rodgers...it's not really his fault right?
ASO to my own mother sexiling me tonight... my life is an embarrassment.
SO to summer shoutouts. You may be the only thing that's gotten me through the last 24 hours--during which I sustained a head injury and got my wisdom teeth removed.
"so to the yoga instructor from the serf, who also works at the fruit stand on library mall. you're pretty doable."
ASO to me for thinking 'doable' was someone trying to spell "adorable." i should go back to madison and re-learn how to read.
SO to everyone on Madison's Missed Connections Craigslist page. Even though you're all creepy, I wish you the best of luck in all of your semi-stalkerish endeavors.
"jSO to my local radio station for playing the Jet Song from "West Side Story" while talking about Brett Farve. I'm pretty sure that a musical theatre reference was just salt in the wound for some people!"
A. what's a "jSO"
B. FAVRE. FAVRE. FAVRE. Fa"VR"e. God people. Learn. LEARN!
SO to giving blood. ASO to not paying attention to the day and accidentally giving the day before I get my period. I'm going to drop dead at work tomorrow.
SO to getting drunk in front of old high school teachers at a cast party/ 70s themed anniversary party when you just graduated last year. You really know how to hide what you learned in Madison...!
ASO to breaking the beer before liquor rule and accidently flushing your fun 70s head band down the toilet :(
ASO to people at home (ny) who are starting to wear their jets apparel again. The team just got about 30 times better so you figure it's finally safe to throw it on. grow some balls people.
ASO to thinking about buying a jets t-shirt and realizing that I would get mauled, lynched, and hung from the top of van vleck as soon as I got back to madison...
ASO to my buddy who is moving down south to be a carnie. I bet those two degrees from UW will look great next to the "Chicken Wings- $3 and Hot!" sign.
SO to finally being done with college.
ASO to realizing i can no longer justify my lifestyle as simple college student shenanigans..now its just alcoholism.
SO to looking forward to a throwdown between the summer SOC and the Herald's SOC
SO to ME. (I know that's kind of an asshole move but...)I got my first missed connection today. I am a rockstar.
42? as in short for 420? niiiiiiiiiice
SO/ASO to karma. I was just talking about how dumb my ex-friend is for getting an underage a couple months ago. He turned 21 today, and I got an underage last night. Damn, karma, you's a bitch!
SO to giving blood. ASO to not paying attention to the day and accidentally giving the day before I get my period. I'm going to drop dead at work tomorrow.
it doesnt make a difference, the blood from your period comes from the uterine lining. duhhhh
Huge SO to my priest for coming over while I was standing awkwardly at a wedding reception and saying "What, can't socialize without a beer pong table in the room?"
ASO to family vacations that involve llamas.
Double ASO to llamas who escape.
ASO again to running after a llama through the mountain wilderness of wyoming yelling "here llama llama llama".
why cant we take normal family vacations?
I'm fairly pissed that none of my friends gave me any birthday greetings.
I'm fairly pissed that none of my friends gave me any birthday greetings.
happy birthday buddy! hope you have a great fun filled day and a trashed night!! :]
SO to uw. i only wish my school could be as cool as you:(
and i would like to give a pity SO to the birthday person above me...at least you got somewhat of a birthday greeting.
SO to contiki.com - when researching where I want to go in Europe over winter break, I found a quote about our beautiful home:
"State Street is where the party happens. The University of Wisconsin student body is one of the most nightlife crazy in the nation..."
SO to you Madison, and finding you in the craziest places.
so to hott sex. i look forward to continuing our marathon sessions while my med school roommate is at class for 46 hours a day.
"B. FAVRE. FAVRE. FAVRE. Fa"VR"e. God people. Learn. LEARN!"
Actually, I propose a motion that we all spell it 'Farve' now, because Favre is dead to me.
aso to my friend for telling me she just LOVES the song 'im on fire' by john mayer. SERIOUSLY, it's by john mayer? the boss frowns on you.
ASO to being at a yoga center in colorado all week without internet, and the second i get back to civilization and hear about favre all my zen disappeared.
SO to my mom. When I was singing in the car and couldn't remember some of the words she referred to me as a "tard". I'm so glad we're related!
ASO to my cousin for thinking the song buffalo soldier is referring to 'rockstars' not 'rasta'. you're 14, you should know better!
SO to visualizing the Olympic rings made out of onion rings.
That was some crazy awesome daydream but I would never really eat a green, red, blue or black one incase you were wondering.
ASO to never being in the Madison craigslist missed connections. I try so hard-- I run the same route on a regular basis, and I'm usually wearing little more than a sports bra and shorts, and I'm in good shape. Isn't someone appearance-driving enough to feel like we've missed our connection?
SO to losing track of what day it is
ASO to my roommates who moved out already, leaving the nasty ass fridge, carpet which hasn't been vacuumed for a year, and both the kitchen and bathroom for me to clean by myself. thanks bitches!
SO to encountering one of my former high school teachers while out in a hometown bar and saying both "penis" and "vagina" to her during my drunken stupor...
SO to getting an cute, sweet, amazing boyfriend and thinking I'll finally be getting some shoutout worthy ass.
ASO to him not being able to get it up.
fuck my life.
SO to the "Black People ONLY" sign on Lakeshore path..and I'm white.
SO to my dad for telling me if I have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours to go rub one out.
SO to giving blood. ASO to not paying attention to the day and accidentally giving the day before I get my period. I'm going to drop dead at work tomorrow.
it doesnt make a difference, the blood from your period comes from the uterine lining. duhhhh
And what, your uterus has some magical outside source of fresh blood? It has to come from somewhere!
SO to the irony of the band "Katrina and the Waves" and their song Walking on Sun Shine.
Not so much eh New Orleans?
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